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Things That Happened To Me

The Greatest Thing That Ever Happened To Me
Most exciting thing that's happened to me today.
Such a small thing but the recent happenings have pushed me to buy that Android tablet.
This is one thing that has literally NEVER happened to me when I take my pants off
Scariest thing that has ever happened to me as a photographer. Still no explanation
*THIS* is the worst physical thing that happens to Crichton in the entire series,
The things that happen to me..
messy things that happen to stupid lil monkeys like me [f]
[Spoilers] what if every bad thing that ever happened to you was orchestrated by
[NSFW language] Someone linked me to a compilation of some nice legal advice based
She is the best thing that ever happened to me!
I know I know.. I have lipstick on my teeth... But that's bound to happen when you
Now then, sweet girl. Let me tell you all the things that are about to happen. All
Okay so my first bbc and I’m basically addicted! Not gonna lie, hurt a little bit
Finding this sub is the best thing that's ever happened to me ??
?I just wanna live | Don’t really care about the things that they say | Don’t
I need attention and exposure just to get off. I deserve every dirty thing that happens
Being honest with a girl, about how small you are, is the most erotic thing that
(?) And you cant tell me im lieing! All that bad KARMA Only person knew was God.
[NSFW]! A very helpful redditor told me that this sub might like pics of hands gripping
I'm 24 Indian What's The Worst Possible Thing That Can Happen To Me If You Knew I
Attacked by a German Shepherd that almost killed me. Crazy thing was that I was going
I sneaked a house. the man was sleeping but his wife saw me. So I decide to f*ck
Being a shapeshifter is the best thing that happened to me. I love seeing everyone
The best thing that ever happened to me ❤️
I made a thing & I figured the folks here would appreciate it (I mean....it
"Dude? Why am I so thirsty?" Is the last thing I say in my voice, as I
This shape-shifting power is the best thing that ever happened to me. Old gay janitor
[50] ? Well, I just didn't have it in me to get the pants on. Hope that's the best
The things that could happen to me if I was caught in here I admit do excite me